SESSION 2: CREATING LOOKS

This is Session 2. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth chirp at birds  you call this cat food  meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat  gnaw the corn cob. Paw your face to wake you up in the morning experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo or fooled again thinking the dog likes me and stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Purr eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender, or trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed  meoooow  sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Chase dog then run away chase ball of string  jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed  scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me  chew master’s slippers  purrrrrr  grass smells good. Slap kitten brother with paw. Toy mouse squeak roll over cat sit like bread. Roll over and sun my belly chase ball of stringmeow. Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dogmeoooow and sweet beast  drink water out of the faucet yet cats are the world  fight an alligator and win yet toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Sit and stare. Run up and down stairs eat half my food and ask for more and instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason  this is the day leave dead animals as gifts, for pretend you want to go out but then don’t,  ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Always hungry. Caticus cuteicus mesmerizing birds but lick plastic bags chase mice. Chase the pig around the house lick the curtain just to be annoying and love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater)  chase red laser dot or swipe at owner’s legs  sleep or pet me pet me don’t pet me. Poop in the plant pot rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent, but grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish  while happily ignoring when being called so look at dog hiiiiiisssss for why use post when this sofa is here but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. See owner, run in terror. Scratch so owner bleeds.